Den of Iniquity

Occam Schnocham

Occam's Razer:

Two explanations being otherwise equal,

the simpler one is better.

Occam's Hummer:

Two vehicles being otherwise equal,

the more expensive one is sexier.

Occam's Bummer:

Two spouses being otherwise equal,

the one who doesn't snore is better.

Occam's Screwdriver:

Two drinks being otherwise equal,

the one with the most vodka is better.

Occam's Schnauzer:

Two masters being otherwise equal,

the sloppy eater is better.