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You Might be a Geezer

Posted on July 13, 2016 at 8:20 PM

You might be a geezer if . . .

  • you have more grandkids than teeth.
  • your afterlife is all set, but your social life Depends.
  • your senior discount and your IQ have roughly evened out.
  • running for office is about a doctor, not an election.
  • you offer to help someone across the street, but you get lost on the way.
  • your favorite cocktail includes prune juice.
  • your phone isn't mobile but your teeth are.
  • you think the challenges of space travel are best solved with a TV remote.
  • you think the Fountain of Youth is about writing your name in the snow.
  • you go to the electronics department for BVDs.


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