Den of Iniquity

Creation

In the beginning, God said, let there be light. And there was Bud Lite. And God tasted it. And it was good. And God appeared to his prophets, Anheuser and Busch, and he said unto them, Be fruitful and multiply. And Busch said, My God, we aren't gay!

And in the fullness of time, the virgin Little Debbie gave birth to a bakery. And God saith unto her, Henceforth thou shalt be known as "Our Lady of Perpetual Snack Cakes". And God tasted them. And they were good.

And God appeared to his other prophet, Little Caesar. And he saith unto him, Though thy name beeth "Little", thou shalt become the Big Cheese of pizza. And God tasted it. And it was bad. Loseth the anchovies! crieth the Lord.